tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51960117350164828432011-04-21T13:35:35.113-07:00Edward Keenannoreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196011735016482843.post-75887901288777817642007-12-18T10:44:00.000-08:002007-12-18T10:52:52.624-08:00That's the word on the street. You'll all recall how the paparazzi caught Kathryn on a TTC bus a-la-Britney (sans shorts, we mean, but still with a full head of hair and apparently not in post-partum flabulousness (or not, yet, ahem)) -- word is she maybe possibly picked up "the coots," as a source close to Kathryn call it, from the seat. Or maybe from kissing a boy. Or from letting a boy play skipping at recess because she felt sorry for him. Those are but three of the known methods of cootie transmission Le Kat has been seen indulging in. <br /><br />Apparently the Corp has already given each of her individual cooties names. Her favourite is "George," according to our sources.<br /><br />Circle, circle, dot, dot and etc. etc.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5196011735016482843-7588790128877781764?l=kathrynsstds.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Edward Keenannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196011735016482843.post-3678517906927225652007-12-17T10:25:00.000-08:002007-12-17T10:34:04.044-08:00Quality gossip takes a lot of imagination and the manufacture of many sources. But here are some leads we're pursuing:<br /><br />*Herpes<br />*The clap (we like the sound of this one)<br />*Ghonnorea (which some guy says is the same as the clap. What does he think, we just fell off the condom truck? One sounds like something a lead singer does during instrumental songs and the other starts with gh and rhymes with "honour me, ya!" They could not be more different). <br /><br />I know everyone's always like -- "hey dude, speculate irresponsibly about HIV! It's so glamorous! Plus Kathryn looks so good in red (ribbons and bands, you know...)."<br /><br />But to you people, I'm all like re-fucking-la-fucking-x already. We don't need to go all nuclear right off the start. Maliciously accusing celebrities of having STDs is a marathon, not an AIDS fundraiser. We've got to develop a few themes and have somewhere to go when we get bored and need to kick it up a notch.<br /><br />Also, all you people who saw her maybe holding a pillow weirdly in public? Being preggers is not the same as having an STD. So take your bump-talk elsewhere.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5196011735016482843-367851790692722565?l=kathrynsstds.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Edward Keenannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196011735016482843.post-20331470285472441292007-12-17T10:20:00.000-08:002007-12-17T10:25:05.408-08:00Your correspondent ain't saying nothin', but guess whose family reportedly has a history of syphillis? Apparently, when someone gets it, the Kathryn-ites say that person had a "motorcycle accident." <br /><br />So think carefull if she offers you a ride. That could be a highway to STD-town.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5196011735016482843-2033147028547244129?l=kathrynsstds.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Edward Keenannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5196011735016482843.post-72842477225924894312007-11-23T09:43:00.001-08:002007-11-23T09:43:32.047-08:00You betcha.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5196011735016482843-7284247722592489431?l=kathrynsstds.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Edward Keenannoreply@blogger.com2